Windows is better than Linux, no questions asked

Microsoft is sending out training materials to Best Buy employees in preparation for Windows 7. One course in particular is titled "Comparing Windows 7 to Linux-based PCs".

The objectives are for employees to understand "how Windows 7 can provide a richer and more engaging experience than Linux", and to understand "the specific benefits of running Windows 7 on a netbook" bullshit.

One slide mentions that Ubuntu Linux takes a lot of time to maintain and has hundreds of updates each month. I don't think I've ever seen more than 100 updates in a month. Many, if not most of Ubuntu's updates are easily less than 500KB and these updates are release ASAP. Windows updates are usually sent out on "Patch Tuesday" (Second Tuesday of the month [... wait, that's today. Time to run Microsoft Update.]) Additionally, updates in Linux are done within the Package Manager and can update all installed applications and libraries. Windows on the other hand, can only update Windows itself and Microsoft applications, which makes its updates smaller than those for most Linux distributions.

On the same slide, it says "It can be unclear to users whether or not software updates need to be applied immediately or are optional". I guess that means the priority categories in Ubuntu's update manager are completely useless.

I could go on, but it's pretty useless since nearly every slide, if not all, is full of BS.

Microsoft internal slideshow for retailers targets Linux